The political race is heating up.
The black dude picked an old-timey liberal as his running mate. He's talking about change and "eight is enough."
The old white dude picked a chick as his running mate. A chick from Alaska where there are about 300 registered voters. He's talking about...?
I'm not really sure what the old white dude is talking about. The press doesn't seem to report much about him.
Anyway, the choice seems clear.
I'm voting for...