"And the cows that were ugly and gaunt ate up the seven sleek, fat cows."

Alright, Micah. I'll do it.

Grab the book closest to you. Now.
* Go to page 56.
* Find the 5th sentence.
* Write that sentence as your status.
* Copy these instructions as a comment to your status.
* Don't go looking for your favorite book, or the coolest one you have -- just grab the closest one.