Things I Hate

Mayonnaise,
Bell peppers,
Omelets,
Liver,
Budweiser,
Slow drivers in the fast lane,
Politicians,
People who think "Two and a Half Men" is funny,
People who don't like "30 Rock",
Hair metal,
Celebutantes,
Margarine,
The cocky guy from high school,
Dried out ball-point pens,
Head lice,
Brightly colored clothing,
Ear hair,
Ear wax,
Nose hair,
Back pain,
People who are rude to service workers,
Long waits at McDonald's (why should I wait a long time for crappy food?),
MTV,
Velveeta,
Sociopaths,
The arrogant rich,
The idle poor,
The smug middle class,
Michael Jackson's post-"Thriller" work,
Classical music snobs,
Art snobs,
Cheese snobs,
Beer snobs,
Wine snobs,
Book snobs,
Democrats,
Republicans,
Libertarians (how's that enlightened self interest going?),
Rap stars,
Rock stars,
Porn stars,
Muck-raking journalists,
Self-serving public servants,
People who write asinine letters to the editor,
Rattlesnakes (fear breeds contempt),
Clowns,
Mid-1970s American automobiles (a 90 horsepower V8?!?!??),
Preachy vegans,
Immigrant scapegoaters,
Manchester City Football Club,
The St. Louis Rams,
The Oakland Raiders,
The N.Y. Yankees (I remember the 1977 World Series),
Reggie Jackson (see above),
Too-tight shoes,
Ingrown toenails,

And...

People who write lists of things they hate.