We found out the other day that GOP VP nominee Sarah Palin's seventeen-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant.
These things happen.
A little beer, a little boredom and nature takes its course.
And then we find out she is going to marry the father of the baby (I hear the rack of a shotgun slide).
What a relief. I thought for sure she would have to give up the baby for adoption. I'm sure everything will be okay now that two teenagers are going to raise the child.