Involuntary Landscaping

So there I was in bed Thursday afternoon, trying to get one more hour of sleep. I hear the sound of tires squealing and then an impact. I leap out of bed, grab my glasses, and look outside.

Some of our local hooligans decided to landscape our front yard for us. They drove up on the grass, over the tree, and back down the driveway.

We didn't really like the tree that much.