Friday, February 29, 2008

We're Goin' Streaking

Why can't a guy run naked on a football field without getting pounded by an over-zealous lineman?

Why can't a senior run naked through his graduation practice while wearing a George Bush mask without getting suspended?

Why can't a couple of naked dudes run through a Denny's late at night without getting their car stolen.

Why can't a naked man run on stage during an awards show broadcast without getting arrested.

Seriously, it's just a naked guy.

The Fine Print:

Cast Iron Skillet does not condone drunkenness. Cast Iron Skillet believes drunkenness leads to all sorts of poor decisions. Cast Iron Skillet does, however, endorse streaking .

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