Why can't a guy run naked on a football field without getting pounded by an over-zealous lineman?
Why can't a senior run naked through his graduation practice while wearing a George Bush mask without getting suspended?
Why can't a couple of naked dudes run through a Denny's late at night without getting their car stolen.
Why can't a naked man run on stage during an awards show broadcast without getting arrested.
Seriously, it's just a naked guy.
The Fine Print:
Cast Iron Skillet does not condone drunkenness. Cast Iron Skillet believes drunkenness leads to all sorts of poor decisions. Cast Iron Skillet does, however, endorse streaking .
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